A motorist once said to me,
and this was in the country,
on a county lane, a motorist
slowed his vehicle as I was
walking my dear old collie,
Sithney, by the side of the road,
and the motorist came to a halt
mildly alarming both Sithney and myself,
not yet accustomed to automobiles,
and this particular motorist
sent a little spasm of fright up our spines,
which in turn panicked the driver a bit
and it seemed as if we were off to a bad start,
and that’s when Sithney began to bark
and the man could not be heard, that is,
if he was speaking or trying to speak
because I was commanding Sithnewy to be silent,
though, indeed I was sympathetic
to his emotional excitement.
It was, as I recall, a day of prodigious beauty.
April 21, 1932–clouds
like the inside of your head explained.
Bluebirds, too numerous to mention.
The clover calling you by name.
And fields oozing green.
And this motorist from nowhere
moving his lips
like the wings of a butterfly
and nothing coming out,
and Sithney silent now.
He was no longer looking at us,
but straight ahead
where his election was in doubt.
“That’s a fine dog,” he said.
“Collies are made in heaven.”
Well, if I were a voting man I’d vote for you, I said.
“A bedoozling day to be lost in the country, I say.
Leastways, I am a misplaced individual.”
We introduced ourselves
and swapped a few stories.
He was a veteran and a salesmen
who didn’t believe in his product–
I’ve forgotten what it was–hair restorer,
parrot feed–and he enjoyed nothing more
then a a day spent meandering the back roads
in his jalopy. I gave him directions
to the Denton farm, but I doubt
that he followed them, he didn’t
seem to be listening, and it was getting late
and Sithney had an idea of his own
and I don’t know why I am remembering this now,
just that he summed himself up by saying
“I’ve missed too many boats”
and all these years later
I keep thinking that was a man
who loved to miss boats,
but he didn’t miss them that much.
after reading this I had to write the follwoing:
Another theory has it we are all bird droppings,
cast off by the legendary Roc
from the Arabian Nights,
which have come to life —
only the white part of the dropping
early on cheated the black part
of the dropping,
enslaving them forever.
So you’ve got to figure out if
you’re the pale part or the
dark part, and then act
accordingly.
But that’s just so much pigeon wax,
according to the Marmalade Research Institute;
they insist that a cabal of displaced distillers
of rose water got together in the fourteenth
century to create the illusion of wealth
and breed a deep seated suspicion
of frivolity.
They succeeded so well that today
we are wealthier than anyone was
back in the fourteenth century,
and enjoy a better understanding
of frivolity.
We vote it into and out of office
on a regular basis.
But of course the Marmalade Institute
is riddled with crypto-arrivistes;
their secret agenda is to provide
wheat germ for the masses.
Me, I believe that all men are unbalanced
on an equal basis —
but that some are probably more
balanced than others.
Like my ex brother-in-law who bought
us a chicken farm without
warning us about the feather lice.
He was loaded with that illusionary wealth.
And died just last week
because he didn’t believe in wearing a mask.
He called it a conspiracy.
I call it karma.
. . . And the Roc just keeps
pooping away.