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Thinkgeek Canned Unicorn Meat

Thinkgeek Canned Unicorn Meat
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  • List Price: $16.99
  • Buy New: $14.73
  • as of 4/23/2014 07:31 EDT details
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In Stock
  • Seller:Tru Inertia
  • Sales Rank:7,447
  • Color:flesh
  • Age:16 - 99 years
  • Shipping Weight (lbs):0.3
  • Dimensions (in):4 x 3.6 x 2.7
  • MPN:8E5A7
  • UPC:856260002793
  • EAN:0856260002793
  • ASIN:B004CRYE2C
Shipping:Eligible for FREE Super Saver Shipping
Availability:Usually ships in 24 hours

Features:
  • Okay, for real: you can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can.
  • The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside. No can opener needed!


Editorial Reviews:
Synopsis
No foolin' - Unicorn meat is real! Excellent source of sparkles! Rick BiteUnicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat. Unfortunately, due to restrictions on the importation of mythical processed meatstuff, we are unable to bring you Canned Unicorn Meat in the way the Sisters of Radiant Farms intended. When you open your can, you will find one tiny unicorn which has been appropriately sliced into its main cuts of meat. Simply use your Growth Ray to re-embiggen the unicorn before skinning it and processing its flesh. Or if you're lazy, just bring it to your local Mad Scientist-Butcher. He'll know what to do.

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