Ted Backpack Clip with Sound, R-Rated, (Explicit Language)
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- Buy New: $4.65
as of 11/28/2014 18:33 EST details
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- Seller:Toy IQ
- Sales Rank:32,031
- Age:1.1666666666667 - 6.6666666666667 years
- Size:One Size
- Shipping Weight (lbs):0.2
- Dimensions (in):2.5 x 4 x 6.5
- Warranty:No Warranty
Availability:Usually ships in 24 hours
- Officially Licensed Product
- Talking bear
- Features 12 phrases from the film
- The language may not be appropriate for young children
Clip Ted to your backpack and carry the whimsical wonder of Seth MacFarlane's Ted film with you everywhere you go! This hilarious Ted R-Rated Talking Backpack Clip Plush will keep you entertained for a countless amount of time! He looks so cute and innocent, but he's really nothing of the sort, and actually quite the raunchy little guy. You'd never expect it from a teddy bear, but that just goes to show you can't judge a book by its cover. You'll love this raunchy and tiny Ted Backpack Clip Plush that talks! Measures about 6-inches tall. Ages 18 and up. You cannot change the batteries in Ted as they are irreplaceable. They should last about 3,000 hits.
The R-Rated version of Ted states the following 5 explicit phrases from the movie (subject to change):
"Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I'm - I'm a little f@!#ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?... Aha! I'm just kidding you! I thought it'd be funny if you thought I was f@!#ing retarded."
"You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm gonna stuff my f@!#in' face with Pepperidge Farm.'"
"Well you never should've trusted me. I'm on drugs!"
"Alright c'mon, let's sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: F@!# you, Thunder! You can suck my d@!#. You can't get me, Thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts (makes fart noise)."
"Oh f@!# that. It's been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years. Where's my ring, huh? Where's my ring, @!#hole? Where's my ring, mother f@!#er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f@!#! C'mon!"
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