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  • Category:Toy
  • Department:PROFESSIONAL WOMENS AND OR MENS ADULT GAG GIFT/ PRODUCT
  • Buy New: $6.89
  • as of 9/23/2014 19:43 EDT details
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  • Seller:sales@a-repellent
  • Sales Rank:5,703
  • Model:6" tall x 2.5" wide can w/atomizer & cap
  • ASIN:B004Y6JFU2
Availability:Usually ships in 1-2 business days

Features:
  • PRODUCT IS A FUNNY GAG AND DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY CONTENT! *RECIPIENT OF THE 2011 "ULTIMATE GAG GIFT PRODUCT " AWARD !!
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  • VOTED 2012 "MOST POPULAR RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES ASSN." AWARD !!
  • RECOGNIZED 2012 "MOST PRACTICAL UNION EMPLOYEE SERVER"AWARD!!
  • WINNER OF THE 2013 "RETAIL ASSOCIATION MEMBERS" AWARD !!


Editorial Reviews:
Synopsis
"as seen on front label"....ACME LEFT-HANDED WIDGET CORPORATION....ASSHOLE REPELLENT....GUARANTEED TO REPEL A COMPLETE TOTAL REPULSIVE ASSHOLE....Directions....When an Asshole is detected, aim atomizer at the Asshole and spray for one second....Chronic cases of being an Asshole may require the triple flubberblast (three short sprays).

"as seen on back label ".... Let`s face it. The world`s full of Assholes. Whether they`re at the mall, behind the wheel, at the supermarket, or at the gas station, they`re everywhere. They`re Assholes, and you just can`t avoid them. Now you can stick it back to em` with Asshole Repellent. What is Asshole Repellent? It`s ordinary air that displaces cause and effect over and over again.The planet will run out of Assholes before you`ll run out of Asshole Repellent; and we both know that is not happening. You get our drift.Comes completely assembled.Whoever said Assholes live long and prosper,never had A can of Asshole Repellent.So the next time you run into an Asshole that you tried to avoid, let em` know that you know, that they know, that you know that they`re an ASSHOLE....with ASSHOLE REPELLENT....!!

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