Welcome to Fifty Shades of Grey, The Strange Days Parodies, four unusually curious, shameful, sensual, hilarious parodies of the best-selling novel by E L James, Fifty Shades of Grey. It is a work of fiction in its entirety, and is written as a parody and spoof of the novel and is not meant to infringe upon the superb art of E L James in any way. This book of parodies is much shorter than the original, and meant to be this way; it is not a full-length novel, nor is it intended to be. If you landed here by mistake, thinking you were purchasing Fifty Shades of Grey, I am sure that Amazon will refund your money if you send them an email. Now, let’s begin, shall we, for the love of all things Fifty Shades of Grey! If you love the original novel and can’t put it down, you just might find yourself enjoying these four alternate days as much as you enjoy the novel itself. Even if you despise the novel, you just might do the same. The Strange Days is the first in a trilogy of parodies of the original novel that is creating such a tantalizing (or shameful, depending on your take) uproar in Europe and the United States. I hope you shamelessly enjoy this little book of different days in whichever direction your mind and senses take you. After you finish reading these small delights, please let me know which parody is your favorite! It will tickle me to know! While composing these, I have giggled myself another fifty shades. So, in all things fifty shades- welcome! I’m glad you’re on this little page; so please, come right on in, introduce yourself, relax, get comfortable- there’s no need to be ashamed- to the alternate days of Miss Guided and Katy Blame, Amoeba and Jack Off, Amnesty and Gray, and Graham Cracker and Candy Came. Enjoy! And please, after you’re finished, let me know what you think. Wink.