Stinky Santa - A Very Smelly Christmas Ebook for Kids

Jingle bells, Santa smells -
he smells of mouldy cheese.
He doesn't wear any trousers
so you can see his knees.
A new work by renowned poet and part-time aeronautical escapologist, Otto Fishblanket, Stinky Santa is a book about a smelly Santa. It is illustrated by celebrity childen's book illustrator, Gerald Hawksley.
If you are searching for a Christmas ebook, particularly a Christmas ebook that rhymes and has pictures, and is about a smelly Santa, then you have come to the right place.
(Any similarity to any real Santa is purely coincidental)