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- Language:English (Published)
- Media:Kindle Edition
- Publication Date:October 28, 2012
So I was running away from this pilgrim with a funny looking gun that looked like a trumpet or something, and then I heard these Thanksgiving jokes. I laughed and it helped take away a little stress from trying to dodge bullets. I thought, maybe if I tell a few jokes to the pilgrim, he might change his mind about hunting turkey, and eat tofu or something.
Well, I told him a few Thanksgiving jokes with a gun pointed at my gullet, and fortunately, he laughed and let me go. I’ll admit the pictures with each joke helped a bit, because this pilgrim couldn’t read, but he could tell what was happening with each illustration. All the jokes have two drawings, and so I let the pilgrim guess the answer to the riddle or joke first before turning the page to find the answer.
I’ll tell you what; next time I see a pilgrim or anybody chasing me around, I know just what to do. These Thanksgiving jokes can save lives like it did mine.
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