101 foolproof jokes to use in case of emergency
- Sales Rank:18,897
- Format:Kindle eBook
- Language:English (Published)
- Media:Kindle Edition
- Publication Date:January 13, 2012
Have you ever found yourself in a situation where a good joke was the best thing to say, but you could not remember any? Whether on a date, a family reunion or simply when hanging out with your friends, this handy collection of one hundred and one good jokes is what you need for that to never happen again.
Keep it on your Kindle reader, and do not hesitate to use it in case of an emergency!
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
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