Murder, suspense, sex—and some handy household tips.
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"Josie Brown writes with all the secrets, sex, money and scandal of an OK! Magazine cover…Truly entertaining reading." -- Jackie Collins
- Every desperate housewife wants an alias. Donna Stone has one…and it happens to be government-sanctioned.
- She earned it the hard way: her husband was killed the day she delivered her third child.
- To avenge his death, she leads a secret life – as an assassin.
- But espionage makes for strange bedfellows – and brings new meaning to that old adage, "Honey, I’m home…"
PRAISE FOR THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN’S HANDBOOK:
"This is a super sex and fun read that you shouldn’t miss!” –Mary Jacobs, Bookhounds Reviews
"It’s a fast-paced read, and the gadgets are awesome…The perfect combination of mystery and humour.” – Curled Up with a Good Book and a Cup of Tea
"…The chemistry between Donna and Jack is enough to set water on fire… A healthy dose of humor and ridiculousness in a book that won’t be put down – so go pick it up now!” – Cat’s Thoughts
If you love funny mysteries with savvy, sexy women sleuths, check out THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN’S HANDBOOK!
OTHER FUNNY ROMANTIC MYSTERIES BY JOSIE BROWN:
THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S HANDBOOK (Book 1) Every desperate housewife wants an alias. Donna Stone has one, and it happens to be government-sanctions. But espionage makes for strange bedfellows, and brings new meaning to the old adage, "Honey, I'm home..."
THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S GUIDE TO GRACIOUS KILLING (Book 2)
On Donna's to-do list: First, exterminate a rogue operative out to assassinate the newly elected Russian President. Next: file for divorce!
THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S KILLER CHRISTMAS TIPS (Book 3)
'Tis the season for mistletoe...and murder! There will be no peace on Earth if Donna doesn't find a shipping container filled with heat-seeking missiles!
THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S RELATIONSHIP SURVIVAL GUIDE (Book 4)
London. Paris. Guantanamo Bay. Donna Stone is looking for love -- and terrorists -- in all the wrong places. In this fourth full-length novel of The Housewife Assassin series, Donna Stone finds out that breaking up is hard to do. Then again, so is dating a terrorist, let alone eleven of them! Does this make Donna a serial dater, or a serial killer? Worse yet, an old flame gets in the way of Donna's chance for true love. But she doesn't cry...She gets even.
THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S VACATION TO DIE FOR (Book 5)
An NSA scientist has disappeared with a deadly plague virus. Donna and Jack must find him before it is unleashed on Fantasy island. But first they'll have to deal with nude sunbathing serial killer, a Lord of the Flies 'tween takeover, poison-dart throwing pygmies, and a hunt club with the most unusual prey. And you call this a vacation?
THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S RECIPES FOR DISASTER (Book 6)
Donna’s executive mission is crystal clear: stop the assassinations of both US political parties’ presidential candidates. When she discovers she has a long-term vendetta with one of the targets, can she put her animosity aside long enough to save the candidate’s life—and her relationship with Jack?
THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S HOLLYWOOD SCREAM PLAY (Book 7)
Lights, cameras and non-stop action await Donna and Jack when they are hired as espionage experts on a movie set. There will be plenty of close-ups, and too many close calls as they use the movie's many location shoots to track down crucial intel needed to take down the Quorum. But nothing—including a lascivious leading lady, deadly stunt doubles, or being on Interpol's Most Wanted list—will stand in their way.