Teleport This (Small Universe)

Teleport This is a fast paced, comedy adventure that is literally out of this world. It's science fiction without the extra heavy baggage found in hardcore space operas or the ultra-wackiness found in satirical sci-fi novels. An enjoyable read not only for sci-fi fans, but for anyone that likes witty dialogue and interesting characters coupled with an absorbing storyline.

“Not only is your entire premise beyond belief, but not even you would be presumptuous enough to contact extraterrestrial life as the sole representative of all mankind.”
“Sure, I already did. They sent me an application starter kit.”

And with that, Simon and Gilbert, two terrestrial physicists, leave Earth and stumble into and across a larger universe, trying desperately to find their way back to Earth and possibly purchase a working lightsaber or two along the way…

“We’ve got a private, untraceable teleport station at our disposal, free of charge.”
“Wow, this is one of my childhood dreams coming true,” said Simon.
“Next we’ll see if we can make you invisible in a girl’s locker room. That should cap it for you.”

So let’s go and don’t forget the tequila and chips.


The second book in this series, Soul to Soul, is now available.