This is Jen's latest collection of humorous rants dissecting the “most wonderful time” of the year. She unleashes her biting wit and hilarious opinions on everything from cookie exchanges to annual humble brag Christmas letters from over achieving moms to horrifying Christmases of her childhood.
In this book you'll find such topics as:
The White Trash Dollhouse
Like a Neon Virgin in Guess Jeans and Swatch Watches
A Very Special Christmas: Hoarders Style
and, of course, the viral sensation: Over Achieving Elf on the Shelf Mommies
Reading "Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat" will fill you with nostalgia -- in the same way you are filled with nostalgia when you see pictures of yourself wearing a Thriller t-shirt, red-suspenders and sporting a mullet in your 6th grade yearbook. Cringe-worthy because you remember the moment so well, hilarious because you are so glad someone else had the same experience!" -Robin O'Bryant, author of Ketchup is a Vegetable & Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves
“Jen's passionate and provocative writing packs a wallop. Her rants are hot-tempered, hilarious and full of heartfelt honesty (although she denies having a heart). Jen is fearless, unapologetic and authentic. People who don't read her stuff should be punched in the throat.” -Nikki Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink and Swear: How to Love the Little Bastards in Your Life
“Please read my mom's book, because it will make her feel pretty.” - Gomer, 7
“OMG, Mom, this book is so embarrassing for you.” - Adolpha, 5
About the Author:
Jen is the author of the popular blog www.peopleiwanttopunchinthethroat.com. name pretty much says it all. It's not “Rainbows & Unicorns,” people. She's been accused of saying what everyone else is thinking and dropping the f-bomb liberally.