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Sellevision: A Novel

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  • Seller:Your Online Bookstore
  • Sales Rank:3,286,363
  • Languages:English (Unknown), English (Original Language), English (Published)
  • Media:Paperback
  • Number Of Items:1
  • Edition:1st
  • Pages:208
  • Shipping Weight (lbs):0.4
  • Dimensions (in):6.4 x 0.6 x 8.3
  • Publication Date:September 7, 2000
  • ISBN:031226772X
  • EAN:9780312267728
  • ASIN:031226772X
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Editorial Reviews:
Synopsis
Ruthless ambition. Sex with minors. And Princess Diana key fobs. Operators are standing by.
Amazon.com Review
Light and funny, with a bitter aftertaste, the action of Sellevision takes place behind the scenes (and on the set) of a successful television shopping network, where a feminine role model, Peggy Jean Smythe, the married, Christian mother of three, begins receiving suspicious e-mail from a viewer who insists that Peggy's hairy earlobe is obscuring her presentation of jewelry during the broadcast. When Peggy fails to respond to the e-mail, but silently waxes her lobe, the cruel notes escalate, until Peggy believes herself to be suffering from a hormonal crisis that has given her a mustache, a gruff voice, and the manner of a lumberjack. Meanwhile, one of her cohosts, Max Andrews, has been fired for accidentally exposing himself during a children's special, and learns just how undesirable a commodity a penis-baring ex-Sellevision host can be on the job market. The book is an unusually smooth read for a first novel, with six or seven truly inspired lines. --Regina Marler

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