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VHS : Black Ninja


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starring: Larry Beyah, James Brister Jr., Carla Brothers, Michael Chance, Nicky DeMatteo







Audience Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Binding: VHS Tape
EAN: 0082554564238
Format: Color, EP, Original recording reissued, NTSC
Label: Greatest Sports Legends
Manufacturer: Greatest Sports Legends
Number Of Items: 1
Publisher: Greatest Sports Legends
Release Date: May 22, 2001
Sales Rank: 115165
Studio: Greatest Sports Legends
Theatrical Release Date: January 14, 2003








Customer Reviews
Average Rating:  out of 5 stars

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars - WARNING! DO NOT BUY THIS MOVIE.
This by far has to be the dumbest $%@& movie on EARTH. I saw this movie and as soon as I heard them chanting "black ninja, black ninja" and saw that idiotic costume, I turned it off. But my friend insisted on watching the whole thing. OMG!!! First off the plot doesn't make any sense what's so ever. Second, every time I hear them chanting "black ninja, black ninja" it just kills my nerves. And would someone PLEASE tell me why he is fights his own clients. This movie does not deserve a one or a ... Read More



Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - It's so bad it's great, you will laugh your butt off
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this film. I heard it was crazy and kooky it went beyond that! The acting is bizarre, the characters are strange, the fighting is crazy, but best of all you can show this to your kids, (not very bloody at all,) and kids will like the stupid humor.
This has got to be the best of the worst, if they did this on purpose then they are geniuses.
Get it and than laugh at it! then see it again!



Rating: 4 out of 5 stars - The Caped Crusader
I truly am the world's worst critic when it comes to martial arts movies. At least half my DVD collection consists of martial arts movies.

I was truly at a loss for words after seeing THE BLACK NINJA. I just could not decide if I loved it or hated it. I bought this movie for about $15, and I'll be the first to say that I probably spent a hell of alot more buying THE BLACK NINJA than the filmmakers spent making it.

Most of the "budget" probably went to the Black Ninja costume ... Read More



Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - What a horribly great movie
Quite possibly the worst movie ever. Wow. The guy who plays the Black Ninja isn't a bad actor, he just can't write or direct. It is hilarious though...



Rating: 3 out of 5 stars - Best of the worst?
Currently, this movie costs $89 to buy and $4 to rent. Combine the two sums and you've probably spent more on it than the producers of this class trash! Two things are immediately remarkable about this movie. First, the fiften seconds, combined, comprising the opening and closing animation sequences have production values which are immensely better than the actual movie. Second, by all accounts, the movie accomplishes its primary task, it's actually entertaining. Someone called this DTV a "blaxploitation" ... Read More




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